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Tesla's Optimus could become US national champion in humanoid robotics via Elon's force of will

Elon Musk's track record with SpaceX and Tesla EVs suggests he can sheer-force a US humanoid robot supply chain into existence; without this capital and will, the US industry is f…

$FIGUREbullish· lowjordi hays

US ban on Chinese humanoids could be bullish for Figure secondary demand

The FCC ban on foreign humanoid robots may drive investor interest toward US-based humanoid companies like Figure, which is already on a good path and has raised billions.

$META···bullish· lowjohn coogan

Zuckerberg's 'abundance pilled' WSJ op-ed signals accelerationist AI stance vs doomer pause letters

Mark Zuckerberg publicly advocates for unrestricted US AI development, framing AI as a transformative technology that historically expands prosperity; this positions Meta as a lea…

$EBAY···neutral· lowjohn coogan

eBay settles $56M harassment lawsuit; a stagnant set-it-and-forgetit business

eBay is characterized as a company that has barely changed its service in 20 years, now paying $56M to settle a bizarre corporate harassment scandal involving former executives ta…

$SKHY···bearish· mediumjohn coogan

SK Hynix falls 10% despite 500% profit growth as AI chip expectations priced to perfection

SK Hynix delivered record quarterly profit of $64B with over 500% growth driven by AI memory demand, yet the stock sold off because investor expectations have become detached from…

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